flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.

Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.

You smell like hot dog water, flu flammered!

Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .

I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu

mexi-flu

hangover

He had the mexi-flu. He was very sick. And he was alone.

aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.

I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!