Imagine you're having missionary sex with a guy and he's not kissing you or paying any attention to you whatsoever. Rather, he's got his grunting face buried into a pillow while he uses you for a fuck bag.
Ew, I feel so cheap after having sex with that pillow fucker last night.
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fuhk-er puhnch
-noun, verb
1. A blow delivered by an irritated person to a fucker or douche.
2. The act of delivering aforementioned punch to the fucker or douche, usually with incredible force and precision. The goal is to shut them the fuck up.
1. Having a scrapbook in one's possession is grounds for an immediate and lethal fucker punch.
2. Jeanette was out last Friday on a fucker punching rampage. She took out all five members of a local scrapbooking club and even fucker punched their collective 92 cats.
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One who screws up another's concentration, inner energy, or focus.
That chick farted in the middle of the test, what a chi fucker!
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A skateboarder who thinks their the shit, but in reality can't even kick flip the board.
Yo man you see that truck fucker bail and smash his face off the ground.
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someone who participates in and enjoys the act of analy intruding a chicken.
Scott Anderson is such a chicken fucker.
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Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.
You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?
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The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
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