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When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"
The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"
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To place hairy balls over someone's face with a ball covering each eye.
Look he's asleep give him Arabian eye goggles.
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What I gave your mom last night.
Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.
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A device that you wear over your eyes, to only see Hillary in a negative way. Even if what you are seeing/reading isn't true, it still shows Hillary to be:
a. Socialist/Communist
b. Not emotional enough
c. Too emotional
d. Not an agent of change, because being a women is nothing new to the Presidency.
e. Somehow not ready to be President because her husband played around on her, even though 50 percent of all marriages have some sort of infidelity going on.
f. A bitch. Even though Bitches get things done.
I was trying to take an accurate look at Hillary's positions, but my Hillary-Hating Goggles didn't allow that.
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Similar to the zombie mask. When receiving oral pleasure from an unsuspecting chica, blow your load in her eyes.
This dirty whore was giving me head and I pulled out and gave her a pair of egg white goggles.
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The opposite of "plating." To wear Roman goggles is to go through life not willing to see people's shit.
Some of the people who come into the ER are so dysfunctional, I have to wear Roman goggles just to stitch them up.
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A condition in which the effects of alcohol give a person of the opposite sex unattractive qualities, but when they sober up they're hot.
He was all squinty and loud when he was drunk, but it must've been reverse beer goggles because when he sobered up the next morning, he was hot.
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