Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

Gooch Week

The bit in between Christmas and New years Day

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!

Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint

All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler

The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.

Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"

The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy

Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch