when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.
“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*
when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses
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Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.
Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.
On national grab titties day you’ll grab a girls titties
I grabbed her titties on April 15th national grab titties day🤘
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August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“
It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day
me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day
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On april 14 you grab your gf against the wall and make out.
i grabbed my gf and made out with her against a wall. Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her.
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What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”
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