slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed

see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK

Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.

Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.

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Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.

Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!

Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.

"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."

Greased

When someone’s belongings are stolen or when someone is robbed. To be greasy is means you’re someone who steals things and you’re untrustworthy. The term is used mostly in Canada and originated in Winnipeg, MB where the robbery rate is 5x higher than the national average.

Bro: Yo bro I got greased for my smokes last night at the party.
Me: Bet it was that Northside chick shes known to be hella greasy.