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hairy harpoon

you cum on your hand and cut some of your pubs off and put it on your man-meat and start banging the girl

I gave sally a hairy harpoon last night!

by Josh Moran February 3, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy tuna bap

vagina

eurgh have you see her fanny, it looks and smells like a hairy tuna bap

by Ashers September 4, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021


hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015


Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra January 22, 2016


Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 19, 2020


Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021