Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

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half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.

"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"

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half tard

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.

Bunch of half tards around here.

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Half Nig

The offspring of the Kardashian clan, or the next generation of lil nigs in the Kardashian/Jenner family.

Half black and half some other race mostly white/black mix with varied results. Usually this breeding is detrimental to the white half because a person's physical value decreases: they are less attractive and not as desirable to other white people. Strangely enough, this mix favored the darker or black half because it improves the typical physical traits found in African lineage. Half Nigs are often seen as far less attractive than their white counterparts.

The offspring of "white guilt" women, who lay with the darkest and ugliest black men they can find.

Kylie will have an ugly Half Nig, because she feels guilty just for being white.

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half pump

apparently, a half insertion enough to not break the hymen

So you'r a virgin?
Naah, have half pumped ;)

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Deuce and a half

For firefighters, a 2 1/2 inch hoseline used to fight large fires.

Captain: Probie, pull the deuce and a half and go to side C

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half in the bag

Drunk, smelly, uncouth.

"Wow guys, look at Lastenia. That woman is half in the bag after only 2 drinks! She doesn't know who she's going home with...but she sure is trying!"

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