Random
Source Code
Random
Have you ever been fucked in the ass with no lube by a dick made of razors? This is an ordeal analogous to taking AP World. All the overachieving dick face sophomores should just kill themselves now. Like genuinely save yourself the time and kill yourself now. What in the actual fuck is Czechoslovakia. Czecoslo-swallow my balls. I hope the inventors of AP world burn in the deepest depths of hell. I want them to choke on Mongolian dick for the rest of eternity and write LEQ's about Socialism till they're forced to blow their brains out. I want them to relive that every day for the rest of eternity. And don't even get me started on the AP Exam bullshit. Ain't no way in but fucking hell am I going to school at 7:30 in the godamn morning to get ass fucked by 55 questions bout so old ass white guy who decided he wanted to invent some retarded ass bullshit ass economy. If there are any psychotic killers living out there pls come for me. Do it. Now. Preferably before May 11th.
Person 1: Hey I'm taking AP World History next year!
Person 2: I'll send you a tutorial on how to effectively cut your wrists vertically<3
2👍 1👎
A movie dedicated to the principle that racist curb-stomping is badong.
Sarah Palin (secretly taped by FBI): John, did you know there's a black man running against you for President? What are we going to do about that?
John McCain (secretly taped by FBI): Well, we could send some of our goons to curb-stomp him...
FBI Agent: Gov. Palin, Sen. McCain, you were caught on tape conspiring to curb-stomp Barack Obama!
John McCain: It's too bad the tape ended just at that moment. I was about to say, "...but that would be badong!"
Sarah Palin: It would?
John McCain: Shh! Uh, yes, officer... I realized that when I watched American History X! You think I want to get sent to prison and anally gang raped again like I was in Viet N-- I mean, anally gang-raped for my first time ever?
122👍 108👎
"Your browsing history appears here"
Bob: can i see your search history?
You: not even god himself shall lay his eyes on my search history
8👍 1👎
Search history that is appropriate
She has the most appropriate search history
7👍 1👎
a pointless class that is fulla CRAP
i shot nugges of ap european history out of my arse
118👍 117👎
Mens History month will be celebrated every may and December
Heard of “mens history month”
Yes best month of the whole year
5👍 2👎
My History Class is a class witch history goes on in and has the best teacher and he doesn't give a crap of what u do in his class and is a over all great class and doesn't get much better than his class all of the students in that class are your best friends and they all have a great time with the class.
sometimes the teacher of that class gets angry but the class thinks its funny and he usually gives out easy work and gives a lot of time to do it that is how kind the teacher is of the class. he is also very funny and likes to give nicknames to his class and this is only found in a middle school second hour.
-I hope for the best for you teach
P.S- the teacher is usually a baseball-coach and is the best teacher u can have
should include the word being defined my history class is a class witch is cool
6👍 3👎