Idiot's Gambit

A counterargument strategy often used as an attempt to argue against a claim backed by data by suggesting, without evidence, that the source of the data can't be trusted, often seen in social media arguments.

Person 1: "Give me one good reason not to stick this fork in that outlet"
Person 2: "Because the CDC reports a 94% death rate for people who do"
Person 1: "The CDC is part of the government and you can't trust the government"
Person 1: "Ah. I see you have chosen' the Idiot's Gambit. Then proceed. It's probably for the best"

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Idiot dip

When a guy throws a giant dip, and walks around his parents yelling and screaming like an inbread hill billy. The result is him getting the shit slapped out of him buy his hard ass father.

Jimothy: Hey guy how big is that dip?
Dave: half a can!!
Jimothy: that is an idiot dip!!

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IM AN IDIOT

NO, THATS NOT TRUE!! You are the best person ever!! 🥺🧸💘

IM AN IDIOT .. ://

YOU ARE NOT AN IDIOT!! YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!

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Useful idiot

Term used to describe someone who blindly supports his or her government despite its imperialistic behavior.

The last definition was written by a useful idiot.

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idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."

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American Idiot

Yet another record people love to hate simply because it breaks rank from a bands usual musical direction. Also associated with the "Liberal Media Bias", along with Micheal Moore films, any TV stations minus Fox News, and other scapegoats for peoples mindless hate.

"OMG American Idiot SuX! I don't have the attention span for a nine minute songs! Better go listen to New Found Glory before my head asplodes!"

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idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

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