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Where is it? Where are they?
Mom: put on ya shoes?
Child: Can't find um. You know way e at?
A drive way is a person that can't handle their alcohol and usually ends up passing out somewhere dumb like the drive way when there Is a perfectly good couch in the living room.
A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.
A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
Yo I wanna invite Collier to the party but he's such a drive way. Yeah I don't think we need any drive way here tonight my landlord is coming in the morning.
Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.
Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
The cameron way is when you suck it up, stop acting like a pussy, and ask her out in person.
When asking out a girl, do it the cameron way
I dont agree with your suggestion
- Im like totally going home
- No way jose
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To be in love with both penis and a vagina, to be homosexual and straight, to be named Chuck.
Anyone named Chuck goes both ways.
Chuck is 1% straight, 98% homosexual 1% hermaphrodite.
Anyone going both ways will be named Chuck.
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a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis
John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.
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A facial performed in micro-gravity.
I jerked myself off as she floated away from me. She was panting and had a mischievous look in her eye. With a groan, I shot my load across the distance, the pearly cum wobbling through recycled air. It reminded me of the milky way, in the second before it hit her in her flushed, grinning face.
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