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An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.
Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.
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A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
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When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
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The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.
I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.
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It's like being in a pickle money-wise
Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(
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yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean
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(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.
When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.
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