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This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.
"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"
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When something is so funny that you actually pee yourself a little!
- Did you hear Askew's joke? It was a proper pampers moment!
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A moment when someone does/says something strange, unexpected and possibly stupid.
"Oh my god, is the subway platform moving?"
That was such a glory moment....
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That moment where you think oh I wanna fuck, oh fuck were gonna fuck, fuck we cant fuck and fuck i still wanna fuck all in the same moment.
Oh yea, last night we were hooking up in his car but he forgot jimmys so it was a total fuck moment.
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1. When something in reality causes someone to remember/think about a moment/event in the TV show 'Scrubs'.
2. When someone zones out, tilting their head to the right slightly and pointing their eyes up and to the left - like the character John Dorian in the TV show 'Scrubs'.
Example 1:
Person 1 is talking about their friend who is inseperable from their partner. Person 2 then instantly goes off into a daydream thinking that the couple is like Turk and Carla from Scrubs and remembers the episode where they are depicted as a two-headed being.
This would then be followed by Person 2 saying "I just had a Scrubs moment!" and they would describe their thoughts to Person 1.
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To do something Off the Cuff, or a at moments notice. Linked to spontaneity, or spontaneous people.
In Compton we call that Spur of the Moment, What up!
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Trying to say something out loud but inside your brain is trying to figure out the best way to say it, which results in random verbal gibberish.
Batman moments can happen by yourself or between you and a friend during a conversation. Where you both know what your both trying to say yet both of you have a batman moment at the same time and end up saying gibberish to each other, yet still knowing what each other meant to say.
English (non batman moment): "Has your dad got the batman soundtrack in the car?!"
Batman Moment: "Gizz jear ger ver batman shhna thzy car?!"
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