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Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!
Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!
On March 18, every girlfriend should send some boobs pics to their boyfriends. There is no excuse, is boobs day! Every bad girlfriend will not send the boobs. Take them from down, side, close, far, mirror, selfie… be creative!
Hey Mary, is International send your boobs to your boyfriend day
-oh is true babe! Here you go some
When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
Is well known that 10th June is the International Asia loves Chris day, where she demonstrates her love for him.
Oh, sweetie. Today is 10th June - International Asia loves Chris day. Im gonna prepare you some pierogis!
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A day where everyone has to have sex with a Latino!
-Hey girl you it’s the 21st right
-Yeah I know I called Juanito up he’s coming to my place tonight
-International Have Sex With A Latino Day (21 of November) gurll
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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
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