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ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!
Dude! LOOK AT MY NEW JESUS JEANS!
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The handles on your car used for
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
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A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.
A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.
The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."
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When you go and hit on some totally hot chick and the next thing you know every third word out of her mouth is 'jesus' this and 'jesus that' and 'why dont you go to church?'. She just dropped the jesus bomb on you.
That chicka just dropped the jesus bomb on my pagan ass.
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A nickname used for a character from a popular anime named SAO or Sword art online. THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER EVER.
Look at jesus-kun fight off those bastards.
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the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion
At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around
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A term used for a cross or crucifix that is worn as jewelry.
"Cubans with the Jesus piece" -Notorious B.I.G. hypnotize
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