shonen jump

A magizine that contains various series of manga which are complete CRAP!

I only buy Shonen Jump for the naruto, one piece and the free yugioh cards. WHOOOOOOO!!

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Jump Off

1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).

2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.

3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.

4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.

"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"

"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."

"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"

"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."

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penis jumping

The jumping of a penis during intercourse.

Girl1 damn I'm sore

Girl 2 did you try penis jumping??

Girl 1 yea really made a mess down there

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jump-off

someone or something that benefits another

I can't wait to get this jump-off so my life can be better.

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Jump Punch

Jump Punch- When you are too short to punch someone in the face, you have to jump and then punch!

Jump Punch- Midget vs Giant: Midget cannot reach Giant. Midget jumps and then punches Giant in the face!

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Wall Jumping

The art of learning secrets and shit about other people by reading their personal wall to wall conversations with persons other than yourself on Face Book.

Tara told me she couldn't go to the movies because her mom was sick. I was wall jumping on face book later and found out she was going to the movies with Pam instead.

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trump jump

jump between 2 spikes

Z7 zigger: I hate trump jumps
Not a zigger: fuck you zigger

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