3-seconds in the key

Originally created by YouTuber Danny Mullen. It means when you slip it up a chicks ass real quick and pretend it was a accident.

Oh shit. I didn't mean to 3-seconds in the key you.

rundi key bachi

Daughter of a prostitute. Used as a form of verbal abuse for a woman/female in India and Pakistan.

Madiha Shareef bari rundi key bachi hai

Rundi key bachi Faryal nai aik motay sai shadi karli.

fuck the black keys

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off

“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH”

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key (ones) car

The result of being a douchebag.

To key (ones) car:

Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!

Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.

Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.

Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh

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african skeleton key

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.

Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.

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Hot Key Faggot

An insult to someone who is aware of almost every hot key for their computer. They often rub their extensive Hot key abilities in others faces. Hot key Faggots think of people who dont use hotkeys as primitive and savage. This insult is often used in jealousy of a Hot key faggot's ability to do something in half the time than non Hot Key Faggots.

The Hotkey Faggot pwned newbs in Dota with his Hot Keying abilities.

Pat: Damnit, highlighting all these pages is making my debate homework take forever.
Max: Why dont you use control ctrl A? Thats what I did.
Pat: Because im not a hot key faggot thats why. Now lets go hit up Dennies before all the waffle goths get there.

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Key West Kamikaze

While enthralled in homosexual intercourse, the power bottom farts on the penis that is inserted in his bottom.

Mike was plowing Kevin until the Key West Kamikaze blew it out. Time for round two in the dumper!

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