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Phrase employed by whiny right-wingers with tear-stained cheeks as they realize they had eight years to do the job of running America right and pissed their chance so far up the wall that a black man beat a Vietnam vet and a down-home pro-lifer. The phrase has as much impact as the shed tears and stamped feet.
People are sick of America looking like a bunch of morons and a tanked economy so they voted for Obama in a landslide! Fuck liberals wahwahwahwahwaaaaaah!!!
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A blue-haired liberal is a white, left-leaning alternative girl. These girls tend to take everything very seriously and make everything about politics. They also tend to have dyed hair, piercings, and dress in an alternative fashion.
Ugh. She's such a blue-haired liberal.
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What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:
www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
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Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).
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Liberal arts college: the only place you can dress like a hobo and sleep on the grass outside and not be thought of as homeless
I hurt my ankle the other day. I was playing ultimate and tripped over a guy sleeping on the quad. Thought he was homeless, but then I remembered I go to a liberal arts college.
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Wine and Cheese Liberals are affluent, live in tony suburbs, and drive SUVs, but vote Democratic. They "support" public education, but send their own kids to private school. Their opinions are politically correct, and are usually expressed as fashion statements rather than as analytical observations.
I was in Whole Foods yesterday, and saw a Wine and Cheese Liberal buying some arugula.
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A liberal person who preaches diversity and inclusiveness, yet lives within a gated community to avoid the very aspects of life they preach for. A gated community liberal lives in an almost entirely homogenous community (with regards to socioeconomics, race, educational attainment, etc.), only consuming other cultures in controlled, sterile settings such as a farmer's market or concert.
This term may apply to those who do not literally live within a gated community, instead using other means of geographical or economic barriers to divide themselves from "undesirables." Barriers may include, but are not limited to, exclusively rich communities, expensive private schools, country clubs, and other institutions excluding the masses in favor of an elite few. Any liberal who advocates for diversity yet still seeks out such communities or institutions may be labelled a "gated community liberal," regardless of the existence of a literal gate.
Person 1: We should strive for more equality in education!
Person 2: Then why did you attend a private school for high school, college, and graduate school?
Person 1: Well, the public schools around were kind of sketchy. I wouldn't have been comfortable attending those schools and wouldn't have gotten the best education because of that.
Person 2: Typical gated community liberal.
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A well-educated professional in the middle to upper middle class who fights for the environment, quality education, higher education, registered democrats, and fights for others less fortunate for the greater good of humanity.
My attorney, dentist, and accountant are "latte liberals". So is our neighbor who is an environmental scientist.
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