Diego licker

one who licks my monkey lovin friend, Diego! MUNKEYS RULE!!!!!!!!

Diego is such a Diego licker.

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chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

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Korn Licker

A person obsessed with the band Korn.

-Hey did you hear the new Korn single?

-Shut up you Korn Licker! I don't care about you talking about Korn all the time. Its freaken annoying!!

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Arizona Salt Licker

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.

Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."

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ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

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Minge Licker

A minge licker a person of high intelligence that continuously watch disabled, interracial, trans, gay midget pornography on a day to day basis with no shame

Gary's mum is such a minge licker, she wouldn't even bat an eye to anyone except Peter dinklage.

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Chocolate ass licker

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.

"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"

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