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after sex the guy takes the condom and holds it by the nipple and swings around so the cum flies in a slingshot like manner (15km) it spatter in the partners face like the poop of a budgie
She got a liquid budgie after i railed her.
A drunken injury. An injury incurred as a result of drinking.
How did you get that bruise? I was doing some liquid gymnastics last night.
Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.
She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
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The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
An instance where one is covered in liquified drugs by means of coom.
Man, Jack got super high from that liquid rave he took part in.
To be suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Diarrhea.
Tina was wearing the old Liquid Leg Warmers today, the bathroom was a mess!