Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

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Puerto Rican Gas Mask

While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.

Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"

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thats what the point of the mask is

So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'

TommyInnit: your fokin ugly
Dream: thats what the point of the mask is
GeorgeNotFound: Dream that was so hot!!

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Gp-4 gas mask

Another soviet mask used by preppers, collectors and little kids trying to look cool. It was used in the 1950s for gas protection. Just like all other soviet gas maskes all the people are too fucking retarded to change out the coffee can type filter, which is very toxic with asbestos for your health.

"The Gp-4 gas mask is my favorite gas mask!"

stevens point face mask

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff

Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

I can't breathe with a mask on

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

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Reno Hockey Mask Crew

Tatted up thugs who mosh hard and handle business the way it’s supposed to be with a good ol’ fashioned beat down. Also nice guys if you’re friendly. But if you fuck with them they’ll take your teeth

RHMC or RENO HOCKEY MASK CREW, RAPE HATE MURDER CREW, RENO HATE MOSH CREW, REAL HOT MAN CLUB

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