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1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
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While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.
Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"
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So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
TommyInnit: your fokin ugly
Dream: thats what the point of the mask is
GeorgeNotFound: Dream that was so hot!!
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When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff
Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.
Another soviet mask used by preppers, collectors and little kids trying to look cool. It was used in the 1950s for gas protection. Just like all other soviet gas maskes all the people are too fucking retarded to change out the coffee can type filter, which is very toxic with asbestos for your health.
"The Gp-4 gas mask is my favorite gas mask!"
A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.
Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus
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Common disgusted refrain two years in.
Jumped out of the Town Car and tripped onto the red carpet, bulbs flashing, "Leo! Leo!"--sheeeit, forgot my mask! I'll look like a tool in Star. Third time today. All that primo Jack Herer weed doesn't help.
"We need snow bomb provisions," Tron nagged me. But I had to drive home without the requested t.p., soy milk, Heineken Zero or Gerber peas, and got seriously spanked. Sheeeit, forgot my mask! Again!
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