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When you want your computer to say something funny because you are at school and bored out of your mind
mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing
mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing
When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Someone who seeks approval from a motherly figure, older woman, hot milf, or strong woman/and/or/ are attracted to older women because their fucking mom is a piece of shit
I love milfs! : I have huge mommy issues
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A very hot female who is called this when attractive/someone finds her attractive, same meaning as daddy material but with a female.
“God you’re such mommy material, you could literally do anything to me”
when your mom smell good mannnnnn
HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD
THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS