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Nutta Muffin

A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.

Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.

by Augury April 9, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Muffin

Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.

2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.


Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".

2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.

3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.

4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".

by Colombianomania September 28, 2005

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muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.

You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.

by Tanbor November 18, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Time

Special attention given to a women's vaginal region, specifically oral stimulation.

Woman: "I want muffin time!"

Man: "Yes, dear."

by Fatmanscoop crank da lamb August 11, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin time

Muffin time is/was a popular song on Tik tok in 2018. It was well known from Anna b official who made one of the most popular Tik toks in history. Almost all users know that video.

Jimmy: Did you hear about that girl who did that muffin time video?

Larry: Yeh, shez a asface. I wached her tudai an I wan die rinoe

by Chezbegurs December 23, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


slut-muffin

whore, skank, slut, floosey(personal favorite)

Jill is such a slut-muffin, that she blew the entire basketball team.

by ladeezmann5 March 1, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butter the Muffin

When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.

Spot the dog growled as Jack buttered Jane's muffin. Butter the Muffin.

by MurderousYoric April 29, 2009

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