Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
When you mush two dickheads together.
Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.
when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty
"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"
An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.
Shelly: How come?
Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.
Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
Tyler is a mushroom, and a tilly tubby. He is a friend of a bully, Eric the bully.
Tilly tubby the mushroom is weird. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Un sha ba chi.
Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree
A umbrella type cover for your bed as a last resort against tnt.
He's coming with tnt! Build a monko mushroom!