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busy on a cellular level

An excuse given to parents for teenage laziness.

"Laila! Get up out of bed! You're so lazy!!!"
"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)

by Lailacm June 22, 2008

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Busy Beaver

the act of a male shitting on a vagina and then eating her out. He bites and makes a beaver dam with ur cum and poo.

Ronnie: Yo whats up
Chace: Just gave my girl a busy beaver
Ronnie: Thats NASTY

by imaninjaape4 August 5, 2011

3πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


business major

A wage slave. A person with developmental delay who has never watched the film Officespace. Inferior to the liberal arts and STEM. A set of degrees so terrible that they make a philosophy degree seem more reasonable by comparison.

Usually this field is a 8 week office course in a trade school, but unlike it's counterpart, there are no connections unless in the Ivy Leagues making it impossible to get an entry level job.

If one is taking this degree and is one of the students that have no clue what they are doing in life, consider convincing the student to stay far away from this degree as possible. Remind them to drop out and go to a 2 year CC while admissions are open to get him/her to major in the right field.

"Why is he eating the bugs now? Where is his soy latte?"

"My business major is more practical than an art degree and I am going to get my CPA. Look at these famous investment bankers and rich people, they all major in business fields like econ and business. You see these are the Js that control the world."

"Investment bankers make jack compared to the oil tycoon, and real majors that provide for the economy. Those degrees you mentioned are held by boomer bosses who will never retire. Think about how many people sacrifice their time to do long labs in real fields. While you dudebros can't live in the real world."

"NOOOO I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE MONEY!!!"

Bangs head on the wall.

by billy4truth July 8, 2021

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.

Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

by mr. daddy smack August 10, 2019

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


handle your business

to masterbate; to do whatever it is you need to do to get something accomplished.

You know what you need to do, so just handle your business!

by greengumby1 September 27, 2006

20πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Working on a business estimate

Working the streetcorner, usually as a streetwalker and clad very skimpily.

'Yeah that hoe Jenna is all ABOUT working on a business estimate...'

by Kandycane1983 July 17, 2008

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Business with a capital D

n. sex with a man, where the "capital D" refers to dick

"Shit, man, aren't there any gay bars in this town? I gotta take care of some Business with a capital D.

by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž