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The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"
A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.
"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"
An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.
Taylor: (removes headphones)
When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time
I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.
I am going out with that girl we met last week.
There will be some condom using after our date this evening.
The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.
"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"