The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.
y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀
is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on
I gave her a condom sandwich last night
Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.
I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?
One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year
Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes