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is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.
having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.
Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.
If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"
(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"
(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."
(Jill) "No, should I?"
(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
A Condom Nugget is a person that's an Asshole, or just being annoying.
Jerryf: "I don't want to hang out with Nicholas, he's such a condom nugget