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A PHRASE USAULLY USED WHEN DEALING WITH THE PUBLIC IN THE WORK PLACE OR WITH FRIENDS.IT IS LIKELY USED WHEN YOU EITHER DONT CARE OR HAS NO CLUE AS TO THE PERSON IS TALKING ABOUT BUT A QUICK WAY OUT OF THE CONVERSATION.
CUSTOMER:I HAVE AN OLDER MODEL COMPUTER.IF I BUY THIS CHIP WILL IT WORK? EMPLOYEE:UUMM YEA THAT SHOULD WORK!!!
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A Work Monkey is the one person in your class that you get to do your work for you, and you don't have to give them anything in return. They will get the paper you need for the day, do your homework and let you cheat in a test without wanting something back.
Did you do the homework last night?" "I gotta get it from my Work Monkey before second period.
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The girl at work who puts herself out there and either flirts with, or fucks, every guy she works with.
1st guy: Man..shorty over there is lookin good, whats her name?
2nd guy: You don't want none of that bro, trust me. She's a work slut!
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Work culture is how people act in a work place setting. People cannot be their true selves, for work culture is very sterile. One must show up on time, do their job(without trying to slack and make others do some of their work) all while keeping their head low and not getting caught up in drama. Work culture requires a fake smile and a glad to be here attitude even though it’s fake. Many first generation white collar workers do not understand work culture and act inappropriate at work and get very mad when HR writes them up. They feel like they are victims because they do not understand work culture
Whites privilege is having your parents teach you about work culture at a very young age.
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Various Definitions:
1) To disrespect, cuss, or par somebody vigorously or relentlessly
2) To engage in illegal activities
Jerome: Your mum is so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Michael: Parrrrrr! Hes PUTTING WORK IN on you, Jason, alie?
Jason: Yeah he parred it, still.
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A sad excuse for a job while attending college
Roger: Hey Kristen how much are you getting paid for that work study?
Kristen: Minimum wage!
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A man who is unlikely to participate in any social activities due to being over encumbered by numerous bills and savings goals. Also known as somebody who is unable to sustain a relationship due to a lack of mental energy to tolerate the bickering and ungodly amount of attention called for by a significant other.
Likely to have few friends, if any. May experience mild to severe mood disorders over time if forced into a solitary living arrangement.
Many working men are caught up in the long working hours and stable income. Consequently, they often do very little to advance into a field that would improve their earning potential, especially if there is risk involved (low introductory pay rates, layoffs, returning to the bottom in seniority, etc.)
Joe's Friend's Girlfriend: "Wow, this apartment smells funny. Does Joe think that his dishes are going to do themselves?"
Joe's Friend: "Classic working man problems."
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