your mom

words used when ever there is an awkward silence.. something to just say randomly and rarely makes sense..

kid 1: hey sup
kid 2: your mom
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kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
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silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!

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that's your opinion

A dyess statement.

Well, that's your opinion!

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your mam

snappy comeback line meaning I'm gunna fuck your mother

Bob - fuck off you silly cunt
Tim - your mam

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[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.

Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming

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your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light.
me: turn off YOUR FACE.

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your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

S:what was that?
T:your face
S:oh, touché.

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up yours

An insult.
Means to shove some foreign object up your ass. could be a pecker, broomhandel, iron pipe, taser, board with a nail in it ect.

so I'm fired. up yours!

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