bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

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The Noodle Dream

Getting fucked in the ass and using hot sauce as lube, or pre hot sauce-lubricated condoms. This must be done to counter the after effects of eating 5-star Thai food.

Darien’s favorite position is The Noodle Dream.

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Whispering Noodle

This is the opposite of the "whispering eye" (vagina).

This definition would be for the male member, or commonly known as the penis.

"Dude, I just got kicked in the whispering noodle!"

"I'm so hot, take me...take me now with your manly whispering noodle"

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Noodle Sex

When walking by a person with a popsicle in his/her mouth and then giving you the 'sup' nod.

Girl: Oh, that guy over there just totally noodle sexed me.

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Noodle Duty

v. To watch and protect the sweet, valuable noodles while they are cooking. Primarily to ensure that they do not stick to the bottom of the pan and that the water does not boil over.

Hey Ben, I'm going to go to the bathroom and not flush, you're on noodle duty until I get back.

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gay noodle

When some gay guy has a really long penis.

"Man, Richard has a gay noodle"

"Hey, wanna taste of my gay noodle?"

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Noodle Soup

Tasty, also great for illnesses!

Don't you like that Noodle Soup ?
Yea! It's delicious.

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