brown note

The name for a fictional/hypothetical sound frequency (or pitch or note) having the property that it causes loss of bowel control, and thus involuntary defecation, in humans. No actual note/sound frequency having this property has been identified as of May 8, 2008.

The term is distinct from "brown noise". In science, Brownian noise, also known as "Brown noise" or "red noise", is the kind of signal noise produced by Brownian motion. An example of Brownian noise is the sound a television speaker makes when the screen goes to static.

An article about the failed search for a "brown note" appeared in the Annals of Improbable Research.

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pink or brown

question towards a female, asking her to state her preffered entry hole. pink = pussy brown = anal

do u take it pink or brown?

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Brown cowgirl.

The female squats over the male on his back taking him anally, riding until completion. The female can be facing in either direction, thus there is no diferentiation between a brown cowgirl and a reverse brown cowgirl - if a girl is squatting with your cock up her ass, its pretty much just all brown cowgirl.

You are right about her, not only does she take it up the ass but she wants it that way - five minutes on the couch and she was riding me brown cowgirl.

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gordon brown

bush's new poodle used to take over the world

Tony Blair had to leave so George W Bush has a new lapdog named gordon brown in his quest to take over the world

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Brown Sugar

An attractive, pretty, sexy, female – with a pleasing face and body, of a medium Brown to Honey colored skin complexion, including various shades of brown, reddish brown, and yellowish brown, such as Carmel, Butterscotch, Pecan, Peanut Butter, Maple, Cinnamon, Golden Bronze, Chocolate, Nutmeg, etc. and of course, Brown Sugar.

That girl right there is just brown sugar, with her lovely face, pretty brown skin, and sexy body.

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Brown Upset

Occurs when you feel an intense urge to take a crap and as usual, you are very excited to squeeze out a few good steam logs. The excitement comes to a devastating end when you sit down and release one huge fart that echoes vigorously in the toilet. What you thought would be a satisfying solid turned out to be nothing but gas. The brown upset usually ends with one sitting on the toilet with their head in their hands, very upset.

I called out of work because I had a brown upset

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buttstain-brown

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.

Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.

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