having a bowl of cheerios

1. Eating a bowl of Cheerios cereal
2. Slang for smoking a bowl of pot, used jokingly among me and my friends.

"I'm going to have a bowl of Cheerios this morning. Yum."

"What the hell was that Tom? Did you have a bowl of cheerios this morning or something?"

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have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

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have you done

will take you to court, sue you, take legal action against you, or report you to a higher authority

Used in Britain (at least), colloquially.

"I'll have you done for harassment if you ever call me again"

"I'll have you done for cowardice if you dare speak again."

"I'll have you done for slander"

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Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

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I have no clue

She has no clue.

Brian:"any ideas?"
Morgyn:"I have no clue."
Brian:"She has no clue."

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I Have No Neck

Expression used by the father of the WOMAN, who has no neck.

Wes: Hey guys Glenn's dad has no neck.
The Woman: My dad does have a neck!
Glenn II: I have no neck!
The Woman: No dad, You do have a neck!
Glenn II: Listen up son or daughter, I HAVE NO NECK!

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I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

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