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dan-smiertka is the best guy ever! he is soooo cute and the bestest friend evaaa! i so totally love him....
and hope he won't kill me for my last entry... :)
wow, did you see dan-smiertka today? he looks so good!
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The king of rap himself, he fully endorses The Jammasta Generals
Also, he is sought after by many members of the same sex, some of whom like to "touch him up" on regular occasions, I'll leave you to decide...
I drive a silver Corsa, look at me RAP!
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1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.
2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.
Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!
So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.
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A Low subscriber based Youtuber Who rants on Gta 5 clickbait Youtubers and Is an Eminem Wannabe And has barcode hair
*Raggedy Dan =This Mug is not Dishwasher Safe
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Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.
I was down to one Guinness last night, so we pushed our luck and tried the Dirty Dan.
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A strong, bold, sassy, smart woman: usually a shorter version of the name Danielle.
"Big Dan is amazing, she got her BA while being a single mom!"
"She's a big dan, look at all those guys staring at her!"
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