Fresh off a Deuce

The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.

Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!

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Chunk up the deuce

To show love to your homies on the streets. Also, to show respect or peace to fellow gangstas. If ya with me, please do chunk up the deuce.

"I chunk up the deuce of the south and the north." Lil Keke

I saw Jamal ridin', so I hollered and chunked up the deuce to my main man.

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Deuce Nickel Tre

What people from the streets of Tacoma, Washington (such as The Hilltop) and surrounding areas call the area code 253.

"Deuce Nickel Tre, that sits in the South Sound." - Fice

shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

angry desk deuce

To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.

I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!

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chuck a deuce

When on acid, you spin a slinky really fast in front of a bright light, you're chucking a deuce when you get two circles to form.

Check out dudeman with the slinky, can you chuck a deuce?

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Ma Deuce

Another word for your Mother

Ma Duece was worried about you yesterday, what happen?

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