something you, nor I, have touched
person 1: lets go touch some grass!
person 2: what's grass
person 1: I don't know
If you don’t know what grass is, you really need to get out more.
Grass
Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
Jerry: LET'S FUCKING GO I GOT A 15 KILL STREAK ON CS:GO!
Liam: Dude, go touch some fucking grass.