spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

Serve the Onion

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

cheesy onions

when you dont feel quite right

At a rave lets say CreamFields, should i take the red one or the blue one. Then afterwards you just feel a little bit like cheesy onions.

Onion

A vegetable that Shrek mentions in the movie: Shrek the Third

Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Onion

1. Someone or something that tastes so spicy (even if it did not comes from an onion plant) that it makes want to vomit
2. A vegetable that comes from the onion plant
3. An ounce of a drug

1.Jack's friends licked him and said, "Bruh, you're an onion," even though he was a human.
2. This onion is spicy.
3. This bottle has 5 onions so it weighs 5 ounces.