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A sure way to look like a fool
My friend was dressed nicely today, but he would look like less of a fool if he didn't have his pants on the ground.
Other ways to look like a fool include: Gold in the mouth and hat turned sideways.
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The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.
Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?
Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!
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a pair of trousers that when used with shuffling and dancing its creates an illusion that u are gliding on the floor... as well if owning these kind of typical pants u can usually buy them online for 200 dollllars or so... the reason is because of its sturdy material and its glow in the dark effects it is totally worth the buy ... aswell it is used for ravers shuflers and people who are just into the whole hardstyler scene, used as well for qdance qlimax or anyother events that someone is interested in taking these phats.... and no there are not tripp pants.... there is a difference
shuffler: whoah i like these pants
guy: ummm what are those?? they look like your gliding on the ground....
shufflers:they are called phat pants bro
guy: i like them!!! how much are they??
shuffler: i woud say around 200 or so... you can use them for events
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Without Pants (Trousers)...
Honey I'm going to work from home sans pants today...
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Pants that are so tight they appear to be sprayed on. :P
Girl: Check out that guy, Looks like he's wearing spray on pants!!!
Boy: Spray on pants?
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. :)
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When a person is being lame, and doesn't want to have fun. And just plain acting like a puss!
Let's go take shots, dude!
No, I'm good right now.
Take of your pussy pants, and take some shots!
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What happens when you try to carefully let out a fart and you end up shitting your pants.
"Jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch."
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