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People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.
Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."
Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.
This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents
the most amaze gc ever for reals
jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents
When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.