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A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.
I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.
The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.
Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time
One or more high school juniors selected by a high school senior to receive mentorship or to engage in social activities.
"Poor Patrick—he doesn't have a pet junior."
To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK
STEVE : OH SHIT
A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap
John: Hey pal, how's it going?
Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
A slang term for the male penis
Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex
Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size