Verb: to give birth, to push (or poop) a baby out through the vagina
Sherice had unprotected sex and 9 months later she pussy pooped a whole ass baby which she gave up for adoption since she did not currently have the financial means to take care of a child
A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.
I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!
The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"
Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".
like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.
I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.
When a guy is fucking a girl in the Coochie and she slides it up her ass without him knowing.
When he was fucking me I Poop Dooped his ass.
A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.