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Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.
After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.
a very highly annoying scream or yell from a kid in their pre teen age, who makes a horrible high pitched victory screech..
prepubescent screamer: "HOLY SHIT, I JUST GOT THE NUKE....YESSSSS NUKE!!"
person 2: "OMFG, what that aweful noisy?, did a cat just die?"
person 3: "nah that's just a pre-pubescent scream, don't pay any attention, just block it out man."
The day before you go back to school and you feel you have done nothing.
I was having a case of pre-school depression on Sunday night.
Pre School Raps are simple lyrics anybody can think of.
The name says it all (Pre School Raps).
Wack Rhymes.
Pre School Raps:
"I like fish
on a dish"
"im rappin this song
while im hitting a bong"
Rap Rhymes:
"And my raps is unbelievable like aliens and flying sorcers
No more iron horses cause I'm buying porches."
"I'm looking nothing like your poppa
I wouldn't give a bitch 10 cent to put cheese on a whoppa"
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n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.
v. To take a monster shit.
Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."
"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
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noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".
(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
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A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.
Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.
Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.
Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.
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