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A narrative song from The Smiths that concludes in Morrissey losing hope of ever sustaining a relationship with a woman. Also the name of a band from Seattle, which formed almost two decades after that brilliant song was written.
Upon the sand, upon the bay
"There is a quick and easy way" you say
Before you illustrate
I'd rather state :
"I'm not the man you think I am
I'm not the man you think I am"
And Sorrow's native son
He will not smile for anyone
And Pretty Girls Make Graves
Ohh....
End of the pier, end of the bay
You tug my arm, and say : "Give in to lust,
Give up to lust, oh heaven knows we'll
Soon be dust ... "
Oh, I'm not the man you think I am
I'm not the man you think I am
And Sorrow's native son
He will not rise for anyone
And Pretty Girls Make Graves
Oh, really ?
Oh ...
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A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!
Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!
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An expression in which to call someone out. To state you would like to fill his/her orifice with tube steak.
Boy you gotta pretty mouth, come over here and do some praying!
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The two pretty best friends saying was originally a tiktok video by @jayrscottyy and he says “ i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly” meaning he’s jokingly saying there can’t be two pretty best friends in the duo..
Liam: Wow she’s pretty
Jake: i bet her best friend isn’t
Liam: Why?
Jake: i any never seen two pretty best friends
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Mom, that's Justin Bieber.
Mom: That girl has a pretty voice!
Me: Mom, that's Justin Bieber.
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Something you and i will never see.
i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly.
A person who looks like one of the homosexual guys who model on hair product boxes.
1: Look at pretty boy box shard.
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