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When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.
She locked me in her dwarf prison.
A person who willingly sacrifices their freedom for the greater good of their country, community, or cause. This term is often used to describe individuals who have been imprisoned for their political beliefs, activism, or involvement in revolutionary movements.
Nelson Mandela was a true prisoner of freedom who spent 27 years behind bars fighting against apartheid in South Africa.
Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.
Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.
Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.
A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.
“We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”
“Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”
When one prisoner is blowing another and catches the load in his mouth then spits it onto the penis of a third prisoner so he can use it as lube to fuck the 2nd man in the ass
Tyrone used Bubbas prison sauce as lube to fuck Wilber in the ass
A cool line to say when you're Escaping unorthodox containment
The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"