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While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.
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An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
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A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.
Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??
Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
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Fluffy Puff Marshmallows are not sponsered by Homnestar Runner, Theyre ADVERTISED by him... Marshie is FPM's mascot who is a talking (freaky looking) marshmallow
- HE'S GOING THIS WAY!! - Don't you like him? Kids ask for him by name ("Wha'?" "Huh?")
"Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner
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New! Orange and black flavored!
Try the new fluffy puff marshmallows, they are New! Orange and black flavored! Ding!
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When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.
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smoke a bong or just go smoke weed
"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"
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