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PBJ Puss

When a girls pussy looks like a PBJ Sandwich.

Man, that girl Erica has a straight up PBJ puss!

by jackie2 October 8, 2007


Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals April 11, 2018


Butt-Puss

A healthy substitute for a vagina in prison.

"I'm gonna pound that Butt-puss on the yard ."

by facebook_user September 5, 2016


Side Puss

Similar to "side boob". When a high cut bikini or under garment shows partial labia.

Holy smokes!!! Did you see that chick rockin side puss hard in that 80s bikini???

by Kbone2thamax December 29, 2016


Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017


Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017


Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face

Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything

by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019