Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)
I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.
When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis
Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?
put you d — put you on
" let me put you d with this girl “
The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.
My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!
putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.
" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."
One who trashes his roomates for being a complete and utter cat litter at rocket league
He always is trashing on max for only having 14 points, HE/HIM must be a put down players
To inform someone on something
Guy 1: I saw that video last night, put me hip to what actually happened
Guy 2: Jammie got mad at Jen because she slept with her boyfriend