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someone utterly lacking in knowledge in modern urban navigation.
My old man doesn't use my ride's GPS to get around, he's still using a paper map or a Thomas Guide. Geez, he's such an urban redneck!
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When a man is fucking a girl from behind with a chew in. He proceeds to dip spit on her back and watch it slide all the way down to her butt crack. Preferably he will pull out and bust on her back...avoiding the mudslide and starting an avalanche all at once.
I started a big redneck mudslide on Lucy last night. But don't worry, I avoided it.
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A term used for people that act like rednecks, but are from a metropolitan area in the north.
A term used in high school to define a clique of students who wear cut-off t-shirts, cowboy boots, drive banged up trucks and sometimes tractors to school, and talk with a southern accent when they're clearly not from the south.
"The South will rise again!" Lives in Indiana.
The northern rednecks are outside revving up their trucks and blaring Rascall Flats. I hate those guys.
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n. the act of a redneck turning away from intended recipient of said bow, then bending over and pulling down your trousers to reveal the whitest part of your body
v. to perform a "moon" while simultaneously being a redneck
He hopped out of his car after the demolition derby, hopped on top his car and gave us all a redneck bow.
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When an Urban Cowboy chooses, or is forced to live in an urban environment and shares his/her music with the neighborhood. It is no secret the black people are generous in one regard; they love to share their music. Redneck Reciprocity is “giving back to the community”. Usually frowned upon by blacks or wann-be’s, but no one understands why, as they certainly love all music and genres, and that is why they share their music with neighborhood.
Tyron Shoes: "Yo you hurr that honky banging that booshit mang?"
Shaquicka: "ahmang, it soundz likes the booshit dey mades us listen toos at the field twip we took to the cuntra dat day"
Tyron Shoes: "I guess he right fo blastin that Redneck Reciprocity, we make hims preepole listen to our bang bang diggty hip hoppity shaka yo buddy don't stopiddy music, so I cantz blamz dem fo reel"
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A shot and a beer to get things started. After a long day working for the man a redneck pulls up to his favorite bar stool and orders a shot and a beer to start his Friday (or Monday) night off right.
It's payday and the end of the week. I'll take a redneck lawnmower!
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They typically are low class uneducated drunk white men from the southern part of the united states typically missing many teeth in there mouth. Whatever teeth they do have left are damaged. They are considered by many to be "White Trash". These types of individuals always wear overalls and talk with an accent about cheap Beer, Trucks, Whisky & love watching NASCAR races. Rednecks also enjoy using Hunting Rifles & old Shotguns to kill wild angry Ali gators for a living. Its not uncommon for them to throw out turtle traps into the dirty nasty water for a "tayste" supper. They actually live near the swamps waving confederate flags. They think pork, squirrel, gravy, hot dogs, corn bread and fried ducks are a delicacy. They obviously lack morality.
"Well howdy!! How the Hell ya'll doin!? It'z Whiskey Wednesday! I'm just sittin here in mah truck cleanin mah ryfle, boutta go downn townn tah the swamps tah goo hunt sum gaterz n squirrelz. We gott this here Turtle trap ryght thare. It'z gonna make one tastay supper! I'ma Drunk White man in 'Murica! Ya'll cummin owt South!? I got'z me this here big ol' Ra'coon on tha bahrbaque... It looks lyke that good ol' Nascar'z bouta start. Them peeple on tha teevee on chanal seven are talkin bout hillbilly rednecks, turn it off Earl! I behter get me one of them ice cold budwyzerz bafor tha race"
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