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Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.
"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."
When someone falls asleep and passes out, his or her friends can remove the laces of their shoes and lace them backwards so they need to be tied near the toe.
When Sack passed out, we so reverse laced him.
When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?
Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.
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When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.
Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!
A relatively long skinny Penis.
This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.
When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.
“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”