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The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.
C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
The rim of the famous Legaue of Legend YouTuber " Sky Willams ". He is the gayest nigga you can find out there. The legend says, once, a barbare named Olaf went to America and found him being fucked by his fans. Olaf went into a rage at this sight and killed every single Sky's fans. Sky was terrified. Olaf was going to murder him, to butcher him. He tried to run away but slipt on his pants. His privates were exposed to everyone, was it his fate to die like this ? The impact was comming. He prayed one last time God, but even God couldn't help him against Olaf. Olaf was comming. Sky accepted his fate. And then... He felt a tongue plundging into his brown ass. It destroyed every single cubic centimeters of his ass. Sky's rim was conquered by Olaf. Olaf felt a blessing reaching him. As the gates of Valhalla opened, as he was going to another plan, he spoke his last words...
" SKY'S RIM BELONG TO THE NORDS !!! "
And that's how he became the legend we know... Since then Sky's rim became a safe haven for every Nords. It was already a safe haven for a lot of people but the Nords are not common people. They can dig into mountains with their dicks, they fought the dragons and they have the Techno Viking.
" I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took A FUCKING AXE TO THE KNEE ! "
-Sky's Rim fan while the Ragnarok was comming on him.
Jennifer lacks depth, doesn't have street smarts. She is an ass rim. Faking it with no clue. Jennifer is an ass rim
Lacking in relatable communication skills Jennifer's lack of depth makes her an ass rim.
When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
Like a vaginal “carpet” but around the butt-hole
I went to eat her ass and she hadn’t waxed, got me a face full of rim rug.
When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.