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National rub a girls leg month
National rub a girls leg month, you have to rub a girls leg unexpectedly in the month of October
Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.
Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
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When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.
Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.
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When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar
That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub
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Can be used in two cases. One for the girls and one for the guys. When this is said to a girl, it means dont play with other blokes dicks. When said to a guy it means dont touch up my girl (rhubarb being a nice sweet dish when added with sugar, girls being nice and sweet)
Boys: Hey man, thats my girlfriend you're trying to impress. Stop it, never rub another mans rhubarb.
Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)
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September 8th is national rub a girls boob day.
Boys its time to grab your girl and ask to rub your girls boob
Boy: do you know what day it is? its september 8th!
Girl: fine.*shows boob*
Boy: *rubs a boob*
National rub a girls boob day is september 8th
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when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.
Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?
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